Wednesday, 11 January 2012

cat-2011

10 AM
it was 11january ..winter here...kafi sardi b thi ....
sneeking from bed sheet ...phone dekha apana ..4 missed call , 1 msg ..
everybody asking for cat score ....
i was booting my laptop itne me tpo ka call aya ki subah se call kar raha hoon kahan so raha hai ?
company ka GD shuru ho gaya , ab tu late ho gaya sote reh ...
me so jata to accha hota , par CAT ....allah...aaj CAT ka result aane wala tha ...
maine rasssi lekar rakhi thi [ suicide ] :|
chalo ab laptop khol hi liya hai to dekh leta hun result ....par itne me flash hua " no connection "!!!
i called d person jiska missed call tha , poocha maine  "kya hua ? , mera net nahi chal raha SR750*** dekh ke result bata de plzz..
he said ."id bol"
i said "nand*****@gmail.com "
he " khul raha hai ruk "
i said "tere kitne bane ??"
he said "99.67"
fir kya tha me kuch bol nahi paya ...itne me result wala page open hua to usne bola tere 81.62 bane ....
hona kya tha ...subah ki ma c.....gayi !
dimag me khayal aya gharwalo ko kya kahunga ??
itne me he said "nandan ..nandan ..xyz abc ke itne bane .."
i said "ok, bye ! "

bas fir kya tha ...2 saal ke armaan thande pad gaye !
bhavishya ki chinta ...:(
thode aur hote [90+] to mujhe mere private college mil jaate , me khush rehta ...i was not in thr race for IIMs ...par still !



10:30 AM
father was reading the newspaper --------
i said "papa cat ka result aa gaya ! , 81 hi bane mere :( [sadly]"
he looked at me ...the headlines of the newspaper didn't pleased him more
he asked "isme kuch hoga "
i said "no"
he said " i told u to study hard , chalo koi nahi fir karna mehnat ; kitne percentile pe milega accha college ?"
i said " 95+ , papa sath wale ek dost ke 99.67 aaye hai ..aur bakiyo ke 85;31;51;60.." i further added..
[ u notices the decreased percentile ...maine jaan buch ke 85 se 31 pe jump mara ]
but koi asar nahi hua uska
he said " apne ko doosro se kya karna , tumhare to itne hi hai na !"
i said "haan............"

11AM
..............ab waise b bacha hi kya tha duniya me , ek dum se sab kuch black and white ho jata hai , sad melody bajne lagti hai background me ...slow motion me sab kuch !
ho sakta hai aankhon me paani aane se kuch kuch dhundala b dikhe , par sacchayi yeh thi , ki me iss saal MBA nahi kar sakta , means me barbad hoon !
college me companies me hota nahi hai , aur jisme ho sakta tha ,...usme me so raha tha :(
me poora barbad tha !
par mere kamre me rassi padi thi !!!
par ....
aaj ka paper padh leta hoon , fir sochunga
daily sadly badly headline ....election allegations ......but "aaj ka vichar "
was punching today ..
something on asaphalta ! [something related to loosers ]
the great bade bade log ...hum jaise logo ko khush karne ke liye ..acchi acchi lines likh ke chale gaye ...
utho jago mehnat karo ....agli bar jeet tumhari hogi !

abey saale ...agar yeh sab kara hota to ishi bar nahi hoti !

par still ..abhi b cheeze blurred thi ....mummy ne kuch kaam bataya itne me ...
kasam se agar kabhi aur bataya hota to mana kar deta ..par aaj mana na kar saka !

mere samne pyaaz , tamatar , mirch ki plate aayi ...me unhe kaatne laga ..
i dnt know ki aansu pyaaz ke the ya mere apne !

par koi kitna roye ? , ab kuch nahi ho sakta ...aur rassi se latakne ki meri aukadt nahi ...
kahin padha tha , ki 90% log apne sath walo ki wagah se khudkhushi nahi kar paate ...so true !!
me bache huye 10 ke baare me soch raha tha ..ki wo q kar lete hai ?





maine kamre me aake mera fone dekha ..missed calls , msg ...every body asking for the same ....

"saalon tumhare acche no. aate hai to doosre ko fone karke unke maze q lete ho ?"
it is a kind off advertisement ki dekh mere itne ..utne ..
kal paper me aayega ..aaj ghar wale , kal poori colony ..poora shehar ..college ghurega !
99-95 wale hero hai !
par hum bekar nahi hai :(
humne bas mehnat nahi kari , plz hume outcast mat karo !
hum b utni hi saans lete hai jitni wo log ..bas aaj unke no. aache hai ..din unka hai !
aur shayad aagey aane wali duniya bhi ...:'(

sabko topper ke percentile janane me dilchaspi hoti hai !
baki ko koi nahi poochta :(

aur waise b agar mere 99 percentile hote to me yeh blog english me likhta :P
par sorry , i m a looser ....aur me rassi ka istemal nahi kar raha , yahi bahut badi baat hai !

kal shayad ..koi na koi ...din zaroor aayega :) par aaj .....t e a r s    [ : " " " | ]

Thursday, 18 August 2011

title - nahi pata

disclaimer - i m out . 0-0

haan toh baat kare hazare uncle , chachcha me josh bahut hai .
baki akal unke peeche walo me hai , to dum saans hai JAN LOKPAL me

par kya yeh lokpal aapki shikayate door karega ?
pata nahi

aadmi kaam karne me 2 bar sochega ki kahin fass na jau , kaam ki raftar kam hogi ...
desh ki pragati pe asar padega ..
share market ka to waise hi bharosa nahi ....bill ke baad to girega hi girega ..

aur aapka defence , usko q chodd diya aapne ?
usme b bhrasht + achar kam thodi na hai ..
"adarsh ghotala"

chalo anna apna chaukanna hai to usko chodo ....bas itna dhyan rahe ki nikal na le peeche se ...74 saal purani haddiyan hai , par jaandar hai  !!

aap sabhi ko all the best ..
cate , campus ..jo nikalna ho nikalein
aap jo bhi karenge [desh ke andar] , use desh seva hi mana jayega :)

jai hind :)

Friday, 27 May 2011

hunger

"India is failing its rural poor with 230 million people being undernourished — the highest for any country in the world. Malnutrition accounts for nearly 50% of child deaths in India as every third adult (aged 15-49 years) is reported to be thin (BMI less than 18.5)."


- TOI 


now ,  in a country like us , these figures are :(
hum sabhi development ki baatein karte hai ,  chand tak pahuchna hai , world ke top countries me shamil hona hai , economic superpower banana hai ....
" SALLA LOGO KO KHAANE KE LIYE KHANA NAHI HAI , BAKI SAB TO BAIMANI HAI EKDUM "



khali pet koi insaan kuch nahi kar sakta ,nor any country ...
atleast aisa desh ban jaye , jahan sabhi log 2 roti kha kar soye aram se ...
" HUM JEETE HI ISLIYE HAI "

aur koi bada sapna nahi hai yeh ..

sirf logo ko khaana khana seekhna hoga....apni plates me plz khana jhoota na chode ...
"anna bhagwan hai , aaj hi uski bejjati kar lo 

kal jab nahi milega to rote hai log "


humare school me to khana khaane se pehle prayer hoti thi , to give it respect ..
even bachcho ko sikhate hai "khaana choda to paap lagega "

even chotu[ my younger brother ] knows this ...



kripya khaana vyarth me na chode ,  aur chodna b pade to kisi ke kaam aa jaye aisa kuch kare ...
jitna lagta hai utna hi banaye .


" kisi aur ki nahi toh PET ki izzat karo "






inspired by A. TARE 



Tuesday, 24 May 2011

MANMOHAN MAJBOOR HAI

jab humare desh ka PM yeh statement de sakta hai , to hum sab q nahi ?
hum sab ko bol dena chahiye ki hum sab majboor hai ...

KASAB majboor tha ..., har corrupt majboor hai .
chodte q nahi sabhi criminals ko , koi maze ke liye thodi na crime karta hai , sabki majboori rehti hai
me b majboor hoon meri galtiyo k liye
salla moral responsibilty lene ki jagah apani kamiya ginata rahega ..

mana turram hai aap apne field me , par desh wale ki lagi padi hai ...

PM jaise vaade to humare yahan ke builder b colony banane se pehle karte hai , atleast wo b kuch cheeze bana  dete hai .

apne hath se "V" bana denge sardarji
ek ungali pe "bhrashachar" doosre pe "mehanagayi" 

Friday, 20 May 2011

farji baatein


have u ever thought , y we r here ?...
hum q paida huye hai ?..

hum lagatar jeena chahte hai ....chalna chahte hai ....saanse lena chahte hai .....
wo konsi cheez hai jo hume 'maut' se darati hai ?