10 AM
it was 11january ..winter here...kafi sardi b thi ....
sneeking from bed sheet ...phone dekha apana ..4 missed call , 1 msg ..
everybody asking for cat score ....
i was booting my laptop itne me tpo ka call aya ki subah se call kar raha hoon kahan so raha hai ?
company ka GD shuru ho gaya , ab tu late ho gaya sote reh ...
me so jata to accha hota , par CAT ....allah...aaj CAT ka result aane wala tha ...
maine rasssi lekar rakhi thi [ suicide ] :|
chalo ab laptop khol hi liya hai to dekh leta hun result ....par itne me flash hua " no connection "!!!
i called d person jiska missed call tha , poocha maine "kya hua ? , mera net nahi chal raha SR750*** dekh ke result bata de plzz..
he said ."id bol"
i said "nand*****@gmail.com "
he " khul raha hai ruk "
i said "tere kitne bane ??"
he said "99.67"
fir kya tha me kuch bol nahi paya ...itne me result wala page open hua to usne bola tere 81.62 bane ....
hona kya tha ...subah ki ma c.....gayi !
dimag me khayal aya gharwalo ko kya kahunga ??
itne me he said "nandan ..nandan ..xyz abc ke itne bane .."
i said "ok, bye ! "
bas fir kya tha ...2 saal ke armaan thande pad gaye !
bhavishya ki chinta ...:(
thode aur hote [90+] to mujhe mere private college mil jaate , me khush rehta ...i was not in thr race for IIMs ...par still !
10:30 AM
father was reading the newspaper --------
i said "papa cat ka result aa gaya ! , 81 hi bane mere :( [sadly]"
he looked at me ...the headlines of the newspaper didn't pleased him more
he asked "isme kuch hoga "
i said "no"
he said " i told u to study hard , chalo koi nahi fir karna mehnat ; kitne percentile pe milega accha college ?"
i said " 95+ , papa sath wale ek dost ke 99.67 aaye hai ..aur bakiyo ke 85;31;51;60.." i further added..
[ u notices the decreased percentile ...maine jaan buch ke 85 se 31 pe jump mara ]
but koi asar nahi hua uska
he said " apne ko doosro se kya karna , tumhare to itne hi hai na !"
i said "haan............"
11AM
..............ab waise b bacha hi kya tha duniya me , ek dum se sab kuch black and white ho jata hai , sad melody bajne lagti hai background me ...slow motion me sab kuch !
ho sakta hai aankhon me paani aane se kuch kuch dhundala b dikhe , par sacchayi yeh thi , ki me iss saal MBA nahi kar sakta , means me barbad hoon !
college me companies me hota nahi hai , aur jisme ho sakta tha ,...usme me so raha tha :(
me poora barbad tha !
par mere kamre me rassi padi thi !!!
par ....
aaj ka paper padh leta hoon , fir sochunga
daily sadly badly headline ....election allegations ......but "aaj ka vichar "
was punching today ..
something on asaphalta ! [something related to loosers ]
the great bade bade log ...hum jaise logo ko khush karne ke liye ..acchi acchi lines likh ke chale gaye ...
utho jago mehnat karo ....agli bar jeet tumhari hogi !
abey saale ...agar yeh sab kara hota to ishi bar nahi hoti !
par still ..abhi b cheeze blurred thi ....mummy ne kuch kaam bataya itne me ...
kasam se agar kabhi aur bataya hota to mana kar deta ..par aaj mana na kar saka !
mere samne pyaaz , tamatar , mirch ki plate aayi ...me unhe kaatne laga ..
i dnt know ki aansu pyaaz ke the ya mere apne !
par koi kitna roye ? , ab kuch nahi ho sakta ...aur rassi se latakne ki meri aukadt nahi ...
kahin padha tha , ki 90% log apne sath walo ki wagah se khudkhushi nahi kar paate ...so true !!
me bache huye 10 ke baare me soch raha tha ..ki wo q kar lete hai ?
maine kamre me aake mera fone dekha ..missed calls , msg ...every body asking for the same ....
"saalon tumhare acche no. aate hai to doosre ko fone karke unke maze q lete ho ?"
it is a kind off advertisement ki dekh mere itne ..utne ..
kal paper me aayega ..aaj ghar wale , kal poori colony ..poora shehar ..college ghurega !
99-95 wale hero hai !
par hum bekar nahi hai :(
humne bas mehnat nahi kari , plz hume outcast mat karo !
hum b utni hi saans lete hai jitni wo log ..bas aaj unke no. aache hai ..din unka hai !
aur shayad aagey aane wali duniya bhi ...:'(
sabko topper ke percentile janane me dilchaspi hoti hai !
baki ko koi nahi poochta :(
aur waise b agar mere 99 percentile hote to me yeh blog english me likhta :P
par sorry , i m a looser ....aur me rassi ka istemal nahi kar raha , yahi bahut badi baat hai !
kal shayad ..koi na koi ...din zaroor aayega :) par aaj .....t e a r s [ : " " " | ]
it was 11january ..winter here...kafi sardi b thi ....
sneeking from bed sheet ...phone dekha apana ..4 missed call , 1 msg ..
everybody asking for cat score ....
i was booting my laptop itne me tpo ka call aya ki subah se call kar raha hoon kahan so raha hai ?
company ka GD shuru ho gaya , ab tu late ho gaya sote reh ...
me so jata to accha hota , par CAT ....allah...aaj CAT ka result aane wala tha ...
maine rasssi lekar rakhi thi [ suicide ] :|
chalo ab laptop khol hi liya hai to dekh leta hun result ....par itne me flash hua " no connection "!!!
i called d person jiska missed call tha , poocha maine "kya hua ? , mera net nahi chal raha SR750*** dekh ke result bata de plzz..
he said ."id bol"
i said "nand*****@gmail.com "
he " khul raha hai ruk "
i said "tere kitne bane ??"
he said "99.67"
fir kya tha me kuch bol nahi paya ...itne me result wala page open hua to usne bola tere 81.62 bane ....
hona kya tha ...subah ki ma c.....gayi !
dimag me khayal aya gharwalo ko kya kahunga ??
itne me he said "nandan ..nandan ..xyz abc ke itne bane .."
i said "ok, bye ! "
bas fir kya tha ...2 saal ke armaan thande pad gaye !
bhavishya ki chinta ...:(
thode aur hote [90+] to mujhe mere private college mil jaate , me khush rehta ...i was not in thr race for IIMs ...par still !
10:30 AM
father was reading the newspaper --------
i said "papa cat ka result aa gaya ! , 81 hi bane mere :( [sadly]"
he looked at me ...the headlines of the newspaper didn't pleased him more
he asked "isme kuch hoga "
i said "no"
he said " i told u to study hard , chalo koi nahi fir karna mehnat ; kitne percentile pe milega accha college ?"
i said " 95+ , papa sath wale ek dost ke 99.67 aaye hai ..aur bakiyo ke 85;31;51;60.." i further added..
[ u notices the decreased percentile ...maine jaan buch ke 85 se 31 pe jump mara ]
but koi asar nahi hua uska
he said " apne ko doosro se kya karna , tumhare to itne hi hai na !"
i said "haan............"
11AM
..............ab waise b bacha hi kya tha duniya me , ek dum se sab kuch black and white ho jata hai , sad melody bajne lagti hai background me ...slow motion me sab kuch !
ho sakta hai aankhon me paani aane se kuch kuch dhundala b dikhe , par sacchayi yeh thi , ki me iss saal MBA nahi kar sakta , means me barbad hoon !
college me companies me hota nahi hai , aur jisme ho sakta tha ,...usme me so raha tha :(
me poora barbad tha !
par mere kamre me rassi padi thi !!!
par ....
aaj ka paper padh leta hoon , fir sochunga
daily sadly badly headline ....election allegations ......but "aaj ka vichar "
was punching today ..
something on asaphalta ! [something related to loosers ]
the great bade bade log ...hum jaise logo ko khush karne ke liye ..acchi acchi lines likh ke chale gaye ...
utho jago mehnat karo ....agli bar jeet tumhari hogi !
abey saale ...agar yeh sab kara hota to ishi bar nahi hoti !
par still ..abhi b cheeze blurred thi ....mummy ne kuch kaam bataya itne me ...
kasam se agar kabhi aur bataya hota to mana kar deta ..par aaj mana na kar saka !
mere samne pyaaz , tamatar , mirch ki plate aayi ...me unhe kaatne laga ..
i dnt know ki aansu pyaaz ke the ya mere apne !
par koi kitna roye ? , ab kuch nahi ho sakta ...aur rassi se latakne ki meri aukadt nahi ...
kahin padha tha , ki 90% log apne sath walo ki wagah se khudkhushi nahi kar paate ...so true !!
me bache huye 10 ke baare me soch raha tha ..ki wo q kar lete hai ?
maine kamre me aake mera fone dekha ..missed calls , msg ...every body asking for the same ....
"saalon tumhare acche no. aate hai to doosre ko fone karke unke maze q lete ho ?"
it is a kind off advertisement ki dekh mere itne ..utne ..
kal paper me aayega ..aaj ghar wale , kal poori colony ..poora shehar ..college ghurega !
99-95 wale hero hai !
par hum bekar nahi hai :(
humne bas mehnat nahi kari , plz hume outcast mat karo !
hum b utni hi saans lete hai jitni wo log ..bas aaj unke no. aache hai ..din unka hai !
aur shayad aagey aane wali duniya bhi ...:'(
sabko topper ke percentile janane me dilchaspi hoti hai !
baki ko koi nahi poochta :(
aur waise b agar mere 99 percentile hote to me yeh blog english me likhta :P
par sorry , i m a looser ....aur me rassi ka istemal nahi kar raha , yahi bahut badi baat hai !
kal shayad ..koi na koi ...din zaroor aayega :) par aaj .....t e a r s [ : " " " | ]
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